monster

E came into the classroom scratching his head.  "Mrs. Barker, can I go to the restroom to wash my hand?  A monster dropped on me."

"A monster?"

"Yeah.  It dropped on me!"

Now I know they had just seen some hawks out on the playground.  Maybe a bird pooped on his head?  "E, by monster do you mean a bird pooped on you?"

"Noooo!  A monster!"

"A monster?  Like the kind that go 'Boo!'"?

Then he showed me his hand stained in yellow.  "Nooo!  A MONSTARD!"

We were both laughing too hard for me to tell him that he should've washed his hands before he came in.